
davidytenny-ovariesexplodeywodey:
devilishly handsomeYes literally “devilishly” now.
- The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn AU
- I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake AU
- My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is right below theirs AU
- Someone keeps stealing my doormat AU
- My pet tarantula escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is scared of spiders AU
- I need you to pet sit my pet this weekend and I forgot to mention it’s a giant snake, the mice are in the freezer, thanks bye! AU
- The apartment above me has left their tape on or something and water is LEAKING THROUGH MY CEILING WTF! AU
- My neighbour’s sister got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment AU
- The guy next door/my roommate always steals my coffee, so I started to make extra AU
APARTMENT AUs! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ
And I think I’m falling down again
So I think about all of my good friends
And I wish them the best I take comfort in
Knowing I have them
So that just happened.
I am literally so fucking obsessed with his voice its not even funny
What Guys Look For In Girls by Savannah Brown - a response by to Nash Grier’s “What Guys Look For In Girls” video
THIS GIRL LITERALLY JUST PUMPED ME UP SO MUCH HOLY SHIT LIKE I WANNA GO FUCKING TAKE DOWN A CORPORATION
BOOM MIC DROP THIS TALENTED LADY HAS JUST SLAMMED SO HARD YOU CAN HEAR THE PATRIARCHY CRUMBLE BENEATH HER WORDS OH MY GOD BRAVO
I think this is what I need to hear 😘
so many naughty thoughts going through my head…

Favorite Dean Expressions: The stop-and-blink